Sorry... I can't work today :(
So recently, I felt completely pooped and without any
desire to work or even exercise. Was thinking real hard
of playing hooky from work since last week, as
I wish to take a day off just to chill =)
And out of boredom, I actually came up with some silly
weirdshit excuses that my boss probably would NEVER buy it....
My weirdshit excuses not in particular order:
1. Dear boss, I can't come to work today, reason is
I've such a bad diarrhoea that my house is running out
of toilet paper.
2. Dear boss, I can't come to work today, because my maid
stole my money and I am out looking for her!
3. Dear boss, I'm not going to work today because my
Facebook got a Virus and I think Facebook means
more to me than this job.
4. Dear boss, I really can't turn in for work today as I am still
very much constipated from the food my maid cooked me
5. Dear boss, I had a serious headache last night and I took my sister's
sleeping pills as painkillers? I couldn't wake up till now... 7pm
6. Dear boss, I knew you probably never believe this, but I really
got too busy with my work that I thought Friday is a Saturday,
and since Saturday is a weekend, I missed work.
7. Dear boss, I can't work today, because I left my purse in the
cab yesterday and with no spare keys, and my entire family
went holiday and will only be back after next week.
8. Dear boss, I can't come to work today because this really happen
to me while shaving my pubic hair, I accidentally cut myself and
am suffering extreme pain.
9. Dear boss, I won't be able to work today due to depression,
because I looked in the mirror and I saw Pimples. Arghhh...
10. Dear boss, I'm not going to work today, because I'll be stalking
my ex boyfriend who dumped me for an ugly bitch!
Ps: Seriously I can't see myself working tomorrow...
Place of birth:
D. O. B:
I officially age every 26 April since 1984
Single but NOT available
Food/travelling the world/Photography/
All kinds except heavy metal
Murder in the first/ the truth about cats and dogs/Priceless/200 pounds beauty/ my sassy girl/
One night in California/Be with you...
the list goes on...
I don't read...maybe falling leaves?
Japanese Buffet/Thai food/Steamboat/
Ms Kopisoh.She is my best girlfriend.Though I may not be her best friend, her laughters & jokes make me happy.
She's like a Big sister to me, and often I seek her for advice and she is like my SOS hotline.
Favourite Opposite Sex Feature:
I would have to say the height.
What is VirginLuvToxic?
Infact everyone came across my blog was asking,what do you mean by "VirginLuvToxic"???
Alright, my explanation was...I was known for my virgin like thinking,and was somehow toxified by the surrounding..
So there you go... "VirginLuvToxic"!!!*