19 October 2008

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Just for Laugh

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife
stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

Dear Lord:
I go to work everyday and put in 8 hours while my
wife merely stays
at home. I want her to know
what I've gone through.


So please allow my her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a

woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches, drove the
children to school.


Came home and picked up the dry cleaning clothes,
took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to
make a deposit.
Went grocery shopping, then drove
home to put away the groceries.


Paid the bills and balanced the check book,
cleaned the cat's litter box,
and bathed the dog.

By then, it was already 1pm.
And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust,
and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into
an argument
with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organised
to do their home work. Then, set up the ironing
board and
watch tv while did the ironing.

At 4.30 pm began peeling potatoes, washing vegetables
for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh
beans for supper.


After supper, cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 pm, was exhausted and, though daily chores
weren't finished,
went to bed where he was expected to
make love, which somehow
managed to get through
without complaint.


The next morning, the man awoke and immediately
knelt by the bed
and said:

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking, I was so wrong
to envy my
wife being able to stay home all day.
Oh please, let us trade our body
back".

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
I will be happy to
change things back to the way they are.
You'll just have to wait for
nine months though.
Because you got pregnant LAST NIGHT".

........................

My Name:
X-tin Lim


Place of birth:
Singapore


D. O. B:
I officially age every 26 April since 1984


Dialet:
Hainanese


Status:
Single but NOT available


Interest:
Blogging/Movies/Window shopping/
Food/travelling the world/Photography/
Sleeping...


Favorite Quotes:
Oh really....


Favourite colour:
Apple green/Yellow/Brown


Favourite music:
All kinds except heavy metal


Favourite movies:
Murder in the first/ the truth about cats and dogs/Priceless/200 pounds beauty/ my sassy girl/
One night in California/Be with you...
the list goes on...


Favourite books:
I don't read...maybe falling leaves?


Favourite Food:
Japanese Buffet/Thai food/Steamboat/


Oldest Friend:

Ms Kopisoh.She is my best girlfriend.Though I may not be her best friend, her laughters & jokes make me happy.
She's like a Big sister to me, and often I seek her for advice and she is like my SOS hotline.


Bad habit:

Late coming


Favourite Opposite Sex Feature:
I would have to say the height.


Favourite animal:
Pigs


Occupation:
Secret Agent


Industry:
Banking


Email:
virginluvtoxic@gmail.com


What is
VirginLuvToxic?

Infact everyone came across my blog was asking,what do you mean by "VirginLuvToxic"???
Alright, my explanation was...I was known for my virgin like thinking,and was somehow toxified by the surrounding..
So there you go... "VirginLuvToxic"!!!*