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RANDOM TALKS

ILOVEBreakfast

Woke up late today, but still manage to eat my
favourite breakfast :)

Frankly speaking, I really enjoy eating breakfast,
because I feel that breakfast is the most important
meal of the day.

The feeling is like, imagine I've a car and after a long
night of sleeping, my fuel tank is empty and breakfast
is the fuel that gets me going so I can hit the road.

However, in this hustle and bustle of Singapore's fast paced life,

I tend to forego breakfast at times, while rushing to work.

Or maybe you can say I m just too lazy to wake up earlier to

buy my breakfast.

Well I guess, late breakfast is better than no breakfast.

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Why Am I a Twin ?

Well, most of the people will think that being a set
of twin is prettyunique and special in a way,
but let me tell you, it's never the case.

There are actually two type of twins, either fraternal
or identical. In fraternal twins, 2 different eggs are fertilized,
and they often don't look alike and only share almost half
of the same genes. But with identical twins 1 fertilized egg
splits into 2 and they look exactly the same because they
share the same genes.

Just like me and Mushroom, we are an identical twins,
but lotsa people are saying that we don't look quite alike
compare to other identical twins.
.........X-tin ..........................Mushroom

VS

They said, most twins have that intense bonds
with one another?

BULLSHIT!!

They even said, your twin may understand you
better than anyone, and it's comforting to have
someone know you so well.

BULLSHITTING!!!

Lastly they said, It's great having someone your
own age to hang out with all the time and it's like
you'll never have a chance to get bored when you're a twin.

BULL-THE-SHITTING!!!!

I seriously can't find the sort of "intense bonds"
with my Mushroomtwin, and without a doubt,
she was one of the majority people that don't
understand my ways of thinking and feelings.

However, we do have one thing in common, and that is..

Our best friend - Mrs Kerin Tea

Alright, being a twin its not that bad though,
but just like other brothers and sisters,
twins don't always get along well.

For eg, we can argue over a small issue for a
long period of time, angry with each other,
and not forgetting those pillow fights.

Also, being the exact same age, many people
especially parents will tend to make competition
between the two of us.

And to be honest, it can be really frustrating when
people constantly comparing between Mushroom
and me, and I really dislike that!

Me, alone is much better

I still remember when we are much younger,
people will classify us as the Angel and the Devil.
..............
Guess who is the Angel ???

Well, it was me that they classify the Devil,
the evil twin, and I seriously hate that particular
remark on me.

But well, I can't really blame those people who
call me that, simply because I used to bully my
Mushroom twin though the fact that I m the younger ones.

I remember during our golden school days,
we are really close sisters. We share the same bed,
eat the same food, have the same opinion on guys,

share the same style, and have the common group
of girlfriends. .............

She was really nice to me, and on one of our birthday,
she bought me a Mickey Mouse's diary book,
and since then I started to write my very first diary.

But, it was also her evil act that make me stop the habit
of writing a diary.

Anyway it was quite a complicated story to blog about it,
but I'd like to say, I still love her as much.

I believe we both are Angels

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Obsess about the size of your Johnsons?

.............

The other day, one of my girlfriend called me and
complain to me about her boyfriend.

It was all about the issue of - My boyfriend obsesses
about his penis!!!
...............
My girlfriend was saying that she really can't tolerate
her boyfriend behaviour anymore, as he constantly
ask her to compare the size of his penis to her ex
boyfriends, and it often irritates her.
...................

She told me, there was once she even caught her
boyfriend checking out those webbie that sell
penis-enlargement products or something like that.

Though the fact that, she told him that his size was
alright and average, and it's definitely no big deal
what size he is, as she always find him that great.
However, this boyfriend of hers just couldn't get over it.

Haha.
You mean, you guys don't know what "average" is? or..

Well, I feel that it was really stupid to worry about
the size of your manhood, when the actual fact,
the size of the drill isn't supposed to matter as
much as the battery-pack that powers it.

Don't you agree???
Mini Cooper or a tractor trailer?