Why girls don't ask guys for advice on their problems?

(Results from all my girlfriends)

1. Guys are poor listeners . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 70%


2. They can't relate to anything . . . . . .. . . . . . . . 88%


3. They never know the right thing to say . . . . . 99%


4. They are too busy looking down my tits . . . . 85%


5. They don't give good advice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 76%


6. What? Why? Is there a need? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33%


7. Some other reason . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 40%


8. No reason . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15%

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COMPLAINS

So recently, there's a new guy who started work in
my department. Alright, I would say he's in his late
twenties, but already losing his hair, receding in the
front and also a little from the top.

I mean that's perfectly fine, but the thing is,
he grows the front of his hair really long and
then brushes it straight back to cover the back bald spot?
...
Very, Super, Extremely weird right???
And, I seriously find this guy kind of ridiculous,
in a way that he's trying to announce to all the
people of how insecure he is.

There's more about this man...
..
If you think his hair was repulsive, I tell you,
his habits were even more revolting!

I still remember the other day, my colleagues and I
saw him spat around the corner, leaving saliva everywhere,
andit looked as if he didn't really bother who or what was nearby.
...
And yesterday, I saw him picking his nose again,
and meanwhile sending me and my colleagues some
sort of signals.

Arghhh... this man was really a real test of anyone's
tolerance, and I seriously feel that he's damn bloody
hell disgusting!!!
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You see, this somehow conclude why I would prefer
to date girls than guys.
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I love myself so much. . .