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The Problems with Men

1. If you treat him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him,
and if you don't he says you are Proud.

2. If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him,
and if you don't he says you are from Village.

3. If you argue with him, he says you are Stubborn,
and if you keep Quiet, he says you have no Brains.

4. If you are Smarter than him, he'll lose face,
and if he's Smarter than you, he is Great.

5. If you don't Love him, he tries to Possess you,
and if you love him, he will try to leave you.

6. If you say you don't Make Love with him, he says you
don't love him, and if you do, he says you are Cheap.

7. If you tell him your Problem, he says you are troublesome,
and if you don't he says that you don't trust him.

8. If he Scolds him, you are like a Nanny to him,
and if he Scolds you, it is because he Cares for you.

9. If you Break your promise, you Cannot be Trusted,
and if he Breaks his, he is Forced to do so.

10. If you Smoke, you are a Bad girl,
and if he Smokes, he is Gentlemen....

11. If you do well in your exams, he says it's luck,
and if he does well, it's Brains.

12. If you Hurt him, you are Cruel,
and he Hurts you, you are too Sensitive!!

Sources taken from an email