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So recently, I have come across a very interesting article.
I shall have the pleasure to share with you.


The Love Word:

After 6 weeks: Baby I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you my dear.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why
did I marry you?


Back from Work:

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home! Muacks!!!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?


Phone Ringing:

After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAMMIT!!


Cooking:

After 6 weeks: Oh, I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: CURRY AGAIN??


New Dress:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?


TV:

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch a movie, if you're not in
the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!


Making Love:

After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side,
I'm suffocating here!!!!
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