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A Sex Proposal

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went
up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let
me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, ''I'll be fast. "I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by
the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would
have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up
the money very fast, he won't even be able to get
his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is
waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls
and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business
proposal in its entirely before agreeing to it and
getting screwed!
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