What's with that shitty plain lame pickup lines?
I seriously think that a lousy pickup line is like using a
plastic spoon in a knife fight. Don't you agree?
One clubbing night several months ago, there's this
guy who walked up to me at a pub, looked me up and
down and asked me if I was hurt, because I must be
fallen from heaven. - plain lame
There's nothing - I mean nothing, really nothing
that impresses me about a guy who uses an opening
line that might got it from some corny movie.
And like obviously, why in this world does any men
think that those shitty lines are going to impress us,
Below are the nerdiest and weirdest pickup lines:
1) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
ggNeed me to unzip your files? Geek, you make me just wanna puke!
2) I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home
ggHalo uncle, I am not MADE IN CHINA!
3) Can I flirt with you? Be unique and different, just say yes!
00You don't have to turn on a game to play with me.
4) Honey, I wish you know CPR, coz you simply took my breath away!
ggBut.... you've got bad breath...
5) Hi babe, is that you? My primary school classmates?
ggLame.. Super lame!!! How old are you then?
6) Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
ggYou've watched Harry Potter movie, don't you?
7) Oh god, do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
ggNope, but I've got a mirror then.
8) My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time if you want to.
ggHi, my name isn't Kiddo.
9) Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here!!!
ggSorry, I farted...
10) Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
gggOpps...wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Seriously, I think men simply don't feel like they can win
women over in less than 30 words, and therefore they
resort to any opening pickup lines they can find....
Place of birth:
D. O. B:
I officially age every 26 April since 1984
Single but NOT available
Food/travelling the world/Photography/
All kinds except heavy metal
Murder in the first/ the truth about cats and dogs/Priceless/200 pounds beauty/ my sassy girl/
One night in California/Be with you...
the list goes on...
I don't read...maybe falling leaves?
Japanese Buffet/Thai food/Steamboat/
Ms Kopisoh.She is my best girlfriend.Though I may not be her best friend, her laughters & jokes make me happy.
She's like a Big sister to me, and often I seek her for advice and she is like my SOS hotline.
Favourite Opposite Sex Feature:
I would have to say the height.
What is VirginLuvToxic?
Infact everyone came across my blog was asking,what do you mean by "VirginLuvToxic"???
Alright, my explanation was...I was known for my virgin like thinking,and was somehow toxified by the surrounding..
So there you go... "VirginLuvToxic"!!!*