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Toilet Joke - This could happen to you
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Mike was barely sitting down in the bathroom

when he heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

Mike is not the type to start a conversation in
the restroom but he don't know what got into him,
so he answered, some what embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?
At that point, Mike is thinking this is too bizarre so he say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point Mike is just trying to get out as fast as he can
when he hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

OK, this question is just too weird for him but
he figured he could just be polite and end the conversation.
Therefore he tell them ,

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then he hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all
my questions."

haha~