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I am Tired, Worried & I need Diet!

I am tired.
Tired because running just tires me out.

And I realised I've not been excising for months...
Now, I can feel my muscles turning into fats,
while fat cells are multiplying even faster than
I can imagine.

"Diet" is the word for me!!!

From now on, no stocking up on high-carbohydrate
snacks, say good-bye to potato chips, ice creams,
and chocolates.

My target weight for the month of Jan :
40kg - its achievable

Okay, lets talk about my study progress.
I've just finish memorizing Stacy Adams' Equity
Theory and Machiavellian theory, Perception and
Stress management, but seems like lots more to go...

Just received a message from my classmates
Wilson, saying he's not going to sleep tonight?

Gosh... not sleeping just for the sake of memorising
those notes? This is crazy man!

I mean, the exam start at about 2 pm in the afternoon,
and I guess by waking up slightly early the next day
to revise the whole loads of chapters shouldn't be a problem
for anyone, and why the bothers to burn mid-night oil?

Well, he really makes me worried about my exam now,
because I so wanna get an A for this paper!

Alright, back to study...
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Father Of Who - joke of the day

A man walk into a supermarket and
notices a beautiful woman staring at him.

She stares for quite some time,
so finally the man asked "Do I know you?"

The woman answers :
"I think you are the father of one of my kids".

The man thinks for a minute then
realizes this kid she is talking about
must be the result of the one and only
time he ever cheated on his wife.

So he says to the woman "are you the
stripper that was at my best friend's
bachelor party about 5 years ago?"
"You know, the one I had sex
with on the pool table while your
friend spanked my bare ass with a whip?"

The woman look at him horrified and says:
"No, I'm your son's teacher".

-dumb man