31 October 2008

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I had a tough day at work today :(

First, someone has been on my back,
and I was blamed for an administration bungle,
then I almost lost my wallet when I was out for lunch
with my colleagues.

It was almost 8.30 pm when I left my office with
several major problems where I need to solve before
I returns to work the very next day.

And can you imagine, when I reach home my mind
is still working overtime???

Arghhh....
The feeling is like the world is falling apart and I seriously
need to take a break! Hell yes, a break!

I guess maybe I m upset or stressed and needs to talk
to someone, I mean I don't need any solutions to my problems,
probably needed a listening ear.

But now that Mrs tea is no longer here, who can I turn to?

How can you ease my stress?
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27 October 2008


Dictionary of Male Speech Patterns

What he says:
I Love You.

What he means:
Let's have sex now!

What he says:
Nice dress.

What he means:
Nice breast.

What he says:
Will you marry me?

What he means:
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
other men, and I need a replacement for my mother.

What he says:
You look tense, lets me give you a massage.

What he means:
I want to have sex with you within the next 10 mins.

What he says:
You used to be one of those militant, feminist lesbians.

What he means:
You used to refused to have sex with me.

What he says:
It's really a good movie.

What he means:
It's got guns, knives, fast cars and most importantly
naked women.

What he says:
We don't need material things to prove our love.

What he means:
I forgot our anniversary again.

What he says:
I was thinking about you, and got you these roses.

What he means:
Oh god, the girl who sold these roses to me was a real
babe with great curves, and I wanted to have a closer look
.

What he says:
You know how bad my memory is.

What he means:
I remember the address of the first girl I kissed,
and the registration number of every car I've ever
owned, but I forgot your birthday.

What he says:
Call an ambulance!!!

What he means:
I cut my finger!!!
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21 October 2008

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It's October again!!!
A month when Halloween shrouds the world in darkness
and fear, and we shall see what can't be seen on any other night.

What would you do on a Halloween night?

Some suggestions from me:





  1. Pamper yourself with some scarily or creepy videos,
    eg The Exorcist, Silence of the Lambs or Blair Witch Project.
  2. .....


  3. Dress yourself up and put on some lipsticks and blood staints
    and head down to Zouk for a Halloween Party.
  4. .....


  5. Light up 999 red candles and place them all over your
    room and then switch off all the lights and watch the
    candles flicker burn throughout the entire night.
  6. ....


  7. Buy some pumpkins from the nearest Cold Storage
    and try your best to carve out a Jack-O-Lantern.
  8. ...


  9. Get your love ones and bake some lovely Halloween
    cookies.
  10. ...


  11. Dress up and hide in some corner to scare off your
    neighbours who walk in their way.
  12. ...


  13. Spend the entire night telling ghost stories to your
    neighbour's kids.
  14. ...


  15. Create a Halloween video and post online.
  16. ....


  17. Call a bunch of friends for a night walk at the scariest
    Singapore haunted spots.
  18. ...


  19. Just sleep.

I guess for me I'll just head down to Zouk for a Halloween
party, because nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final
haul on Halloween night at Zouk :)



Alright, the other day Alvin send me some pics of him

and his friends celebrating Halloween @ HK Disneyland,
and we both think it will be nice

if I could post those pics on my blog.




Welcome to HK Disneyland




Alvin






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Cya guys :)

19 October 2008

.
Just for Laugh

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife
stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

Dear Lord:
I go to work everyday and put in 8 hours while my
wife merely stays
at home. I want her to know
what I've gone through.


So please allow my her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a

woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches, drove the
children to school.


Came home and picked up the dry cleaning clothes,
took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to
make a deposit.
Went grocery shopping, then drove
home to put away the groceries.


Paid the bills and balanced the check book,
cleaned the cat's litter box,
and bathed the dog.

By then, it was already 1pm.
And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust,
and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into
an argument
with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organised
to do their home work. Then, set up the ironing
board and
watch tv while did the ironing.

At 4.30 pm began peeling potatoes, washing vegetables
for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh
beans for supper.


After supper, cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 pm, was exhausted and, though daily chores
weren't finished,
went to bed where he was expected to
make love, which somehow
managed to get through
without complaint.


The next morning, the man awoke and immediately
knelt by the bed
and said:

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking, I was so wrong
to envy my
wife being able to stay home all day.
Oh please, let us trade our body
back".

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
I will be happy to
change things back to the way they are.
You'll just have to wait for
nine months though.
Because you got pregnant LAST NIGHT".

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18 October 2008

.
What makes me Fall Out of Love?


I guess falling in love with someone was all about
the romance game,
where I need to feel love, loyalty,
chemistry, butterflies and
giddiness that I do when
I m in love.


And having a great relationship is like having a
fantastic dinner,
with a delicious grill chicken
of passion accompanied by a fine wine
of romance
and commitment. As it was like men concentrate on
the meat of the relationship, while women get focused
on the
wine, but both want to get up from
the dining
table satisfied.

Think about it, it was usually man who make the first
move during the game,
while women leads the relationship
towards commitment, and men
need to be dragged along
like a toddler to a dentist appointment.


Seriously, Men can be real sickening.
And that's somehow conclude the reason I'd prefer to
have girlfriends
than boyfriends.

I remember there was once I dated a guy, and I felt
so pissed off
when he actually asked me so many
questions about my ex-boyfriend. I simply find it so
wrong to do that during dates
, and I feel like I was on
trial for something.

Questions like, "Where do you met him"? "Why did you
two break up"?
and even to a newly open restaurant,
he would ask, "Did you and him go here before"?


It was like WTF ?
I mean he was behaving like a prosecutor as in keep
on questioning me.
To be honest, it just turns me off,
and seriously this type of guys will
never ever make me
fall in love with him.


There's also another type of guy which totally turn me off.

For example, when we are dating he'll try to be very nice
towards me, like a gentleman and stuff like that.
And when come to pick for a place to chill and relax,
that particular gentleman will ask you to choose any
place as he thinks that everything is fine for him.
But in actual fact, its never the case.


When suggest to catch a movie, he simply reply,
" Ohh, recently I've watch too much movies and I dislike
to catch a show at night".

And when suggest to go to East coast park,
for a romantic walk, his reply was, " Arghhh..
ECP will be too hot for me, and I can't live without an
aircon".

Alright fine, what about going shopping with
me in the nearby shopping mall, since there's aircon?
His reply was, " Nope, it can be quite boring, since I've
nothing to buy".

I mean its fine if you're unwilling to catch a mid-night
show with me or stuff like that, my point is, since you
are such a fussy person, why not you make the decision
in the first place?


Last type of guy which totally turn me off was a guy
who constantly
tell me about his past relationship.

There was this particular guy who constantly tell me
about his ex gf
during our date. As in, even he drove
past a coffee shop he will be
mentioning about his ex gf,
saying that, it was the place where he
caught his girlfriend
red handed, dating another man.

And when
listening to songs, his ex girlfriend's name will
be mention again,
saying that this song reminds him of
the past, and he constantly
repeated it many many times.
I mean, who actually cares about
the fuck of your
past relationship???


Anyway, I guess falling in love with men is never an
easy task for me.
As love isn't all about cuddly and sweetness.
It was like sacrificing
many things for eg, sacrificing time
at work or with friends.


And most men like being in control of everything which
somehow turn
me off in a way,
and that their power
struggles are the key to their
daily lives, and so if ask men
to give up power voluntarily is never
an easy task for them as well.

Alright, maybe I m someone who can be real fussy about
choosing the
right one, and most of the time feeling insecure,
and need someone
to constantly tell me that he loves me,
and by letting me know
that I m worthwhile, no matter
the amount of confidence I've project.

Arghhh....
Enough of my weirdshit, let's me now show you my recent
vainpottishpics.


Oh ya, the other day went to St james for their Anniversary
event
with all my darlings and I simply enjoyed so much
with that free
flow of wine.
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17 October 2008

Its so virginluvtoxic


Friendship

Of all the friends that I could have,
I think that you're the best

You dry my tears and comfort me,
when others do not care

You pick me up when I am down,
while all the others stare

You walk me hand in hand in life
and face life’s trivialities

To have you is a blessing

For me, you are so dear,
whenever you are near

I know I have the pleasure to call
you my best friend
when I know that I am not alone

And that we’ll stay together,
together till the end

I miss you so much.


Remember that Yang Yang jiao zhi that you promise
to bring back to SG

15 October 2008


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