A Sex Proposal
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went
up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let
me screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, ''I'll be fast. "I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by
the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would
have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up
the money very fast, he won't even be able to get
his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is
waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls
and asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business
proposal in its entirely before agreeing to it and
Place of birth:
D. O. B:
I officially age every 26 April since 1984
Single but NOT available
Food/travelling the world/Photography/
All kinds except heavy metal
Murder in the first/ the truth about cats and dogs/Priceless/200 pounds beauty/ my sassy girl/
One night in California/Be with you...
the list goes on...
I don't read...maybe falling leaves?
Japanese Buffet/Thai food/Steamboat/
Ms Kopisoh.She is my best girlfriend.Though I may not be her best friend, her laughters & jokes make me happy.
She's like a Big sister to me, and often I seek her for advice and she is like my SOS hotline.
Favourite Opposite Sex Feature:
I would have to say the height.
What is VirginLuvToxic?
Infact everyone came across my blog was asking,what do you mean by "VirginLuvToxic"???
Alright, my explanation was...I was known for my virgin like thinking,and was somehow toxified by the surrounding..
So there you go... "VirginLuvToxic"!!!*