31 March 2008

Family Outing
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28 March 2008

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Deer Meat

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook
for dinner.


Both he and his wife decide that they won't
tell the kids what
kind of meat it is, but will
give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat
was on their plates,
so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, "It's what mommy calls me some times."
The little girl screams to her brother
"Don't eat, it's an asshole...!"

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26 March 2008

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Anyone scream "True Love Forever"?

It ended.
Those were the words out of his mouth that he didn't
much care.
But why.

Right then, when I thought I was expecting myself to
extend a middle finger
in the direction of someone's
picture, but then I just realised I've already
given up
everything or maybe that someone that used to make
me happy.

And now I'm this stiff hollow person who's constantly
angry and annoyed
by the things that someone said.

To be exact, it ended. Really ended before anyone
realise it.
I say this constantly to myself,
and my resolution is to look at brighter
side,
but,
there is always a but.

I'd say not for the first time, but in a long time,
I feel so sad and empty. And everything's a blur.
So blurry because I could think of no logical
reason why
a few sms will lead to an end.

Few hours ago, I called that particular someone.
To be exact, it really took me so much of a courage
to call that someone, and I thought probably things
will be getting slightly better or maybe...

But the word - It ended - when? - this morning -
really shut me up!

Just because of a few stupid sms and it just ended like this?
I can't help but wonder.... WHY?

It's so stupid, really, and so stupid that I really can't
stand it. And I don't think anybody can imagined
how confused I was now.


I remember when I sms that someone that I wish
he could be sent to the 19th storey of hell to die
and rot there.
- I really don't mean it.

Anyway does it really matters to him now?
I guess the answer is no and I think I should've
feel grateful to him,
since he jerks me up here for
nothing, and how thoughtful of him.


To make myself feel slightly better, and the ending

reason more convincing, I tried hard to constantly
telling myself that..............

One fine day, he probably too afraid that I'll
dump him because the fact
that I can never tolerating
an intolerably hormonal asshole like him, and so
therefore he choose to leave me
before I tried to dump him.

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24 March 2008

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What the Fuck happened?

Remember when I wish my life was a song coz it
simply never die?
The truth is, I'm dying.

Almost everything is my fault. Nothing, yet everything.
It's always me.
This invisible phantom always hunts me
and is destroying me little by little,
cutting off the oxygen
I long to breath.

And, I feel fucking terrible, the fact that
I wish I could hate you and not
to
judge you but it was also
I realised that I've become the sort of loser
that is unable
to end this game.


You can never blame me...
Just when I seem to grasp the joy of being happy around you,
it suddenly slips through between my fingers like a grain of sand.
I really wanted to ask you, why are you moving
and changing
around me. WHY?


One particular night, I cried.
I cried in the conformity and the comfort of my mum's room
after my party.
I cried and cried and I couldn't stop.

My eyes are red and puffy from my out cry
for help and yet
nobody heard. And thank god, nobody heard.

Now, I m typing out everything that I feel towards you,
a horrible person I m
crying for, a rotten apple that I wish
I could have....


Now, I wish for somebody, just for once, yell at me
and ask me,
What the Fuck Happened?

Because I really find no clue what the fuck had happened!

And just when everything seems to be a little more confusing
and complicated,
I recall the day
you call me before you left,
telling me a joke - Its so called a joke.


A travel-pillow joke, and I take it so seriously that right
after my work,
I went to that particular shop and bought
that travel-pillow thing, and yeah
it became a fucking
travel-pillow joke now....


I'm tired, really tired, and I have no energy and no feeling.
My eyes are itchy and I am slowly disappearing....

This is what I meant by, one more story to hide behind
one more smile. I really miss you. Really.
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Opps...

23 March 2008

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Baby Geek
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They say I look kinda weird in this picture?
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I’m so goddamn excited over my shitty lifestyle
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That’s what I said, not What I meant....
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Wish my life was a song, coz songs they never die.
The way I felt that night, shall never be the same again.
We both know we're in a game, but I break the

rules and cheated the game.
You didn't manged to see the tears in my eyes,
coz you simply hate that, so

I am crying, am crying with a reason but a reason
that I am oblivious to...
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My Sister Shermeen & me
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Lotsa people say we look alike.
What do you think?

Blaka, Carol, Shermeen & me
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19 March 2008

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A Sex Proposal

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went
up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let
me
screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, ''I'll be fast. "I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by
the
time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would
have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up
the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get
his
pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is
waiting
for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls
and
asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business
proposal
in its entirely before agreeing to it and
getting screwed!

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18 March 2008

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Nuffnang's Pajama Party
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Kenny Sia and his group of Malaysia Dream Girls?..

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The Award Winner....

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Anyone who named Valerie, I don't like!
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OMG!
Plastic Queen is here.... here she is...
Can you see how bloated her face is? *Puke*


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So FAKE, everything about you is FAKE!
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Hahaha. She is so happy, smile like a smelly ah gua!
Reminds me so much of Changi Village ah gua. Lol

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Her face looks like a hamburger and is really melting much...

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Xiaxue, Queen of e queen


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Our Group Pic


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Mr Chipster man.


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The Party ended..........

Went back to Our hotel and heading out for dinner!



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Gosh... Auntie X

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Some self vain pics



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On e way back to SG
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