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How Men Express their Love - my replies
When I was clearing my old mails,
I saw an email titled "How Men Xpress their Love!!!"
Okay, I never thought I'd read something that
sound so stupid, lame and dumb...
Here it goes....
1. When a man is quiet and is alone, he's
thinking how good you're, he's missing you!!!
Gosh... this is total bullshit okay.
And as far as I know, men only think about having
Sex with us. That is Fug You!
2. When a man is lying on his bed,
he's thinking deeply why he loves you.
What? Thinking about us again?
Oh pls, give me a break, as I'll guarantee you that,
men only capable of getting more excited about
Fucking us, and which is the best position.
3. When a man hugs you while sleeping,
he's wishing that you belongs to him 4ever.
Haha... Let's face it, nothing last forever!
And so, you do believe in true love?
4. When a man calls you everyday,
he miss you and wants your attention.
Haiz.. this is what pisses me off about Men.
How can a man be possible calls you everyday?
Except for the fact that, they need you for Sex.
5. When a man sms you everyday,
he wants you to know he is fine.
This one is inherently stupid because how can a man
sms a woman everyday?
I mean you guys got nothing better to do isit?
If someone sms me everyday,
I'll make sure he can never reach me anymore!
I seriously hate smsing!!!!
I sincerely hope that, I don't scare you off...
And to be honest, I am bored, and that's the reason,
why I m blogging now....
I am just like a clock, that isn't dead yet..
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My Name:
X-tin Lim
Place of birth:
Singapore
D. O. B:
I officially age every 26 April since 1984
Dialet:
Hainanese
Status:
Single but NOT available
Interest:
Blogging/Movies/Window shopping/
Food/travelling the world/Photography/
Sleeping...
Favorite Quotes:
Oh really....
Favourite colour:
Apple green/Yellow/Brown
Favourite music:
All kinds except heavy metal
Favourite movies:
Murder in the first/ the truth about cats and dogs/Priceless/200 pounds beauty/ my sassy girl/
One night in California/Be with you...
the list goes on...
Favourite books:
I don't read...maybe falling leaves?
Favourite Food:
Japanese Buffet/Thai food/Steamboat/
Oldest Friend:
Ms Kopisoh.She is my best girlfriend.Though I may not be her best friend, her laughters & jokes make me happy.
She's like a Big sister to me, and often I seek her for advice and she is like my SOS hotline.
Bad habit:
Late coming
Favourite Opposite Sex Feature:
I would have to say the height.
Favourite animal:
Pigs
Occupation:
Secret Agent
Industry:
Banking
Email:
virginluvtoxic@gmail.com
What is VirginLuvToxic?
Infact everyone came across my blog was asking,what do you mean by "VirginLuvToxic"???
Alright, my explanation was...I was known for my virgin like thinking,and was somehow toxified by the surrounding..
So there you go... "VirginLuvToxic"!!!*

